Really? The question should be “Why not stories?” Stories have been with us since the dawn of time. If you know anything about your great grandparents, it’s because someone told you a story. You first learned to read becuse your parents read you bedtime stories. Every good novel you’ve read in your life was a story. Every good movie and TV show you’ve ever seen was a story. The gossip you hear at work, yep all stories.

The simple truth is: People like stories!

StoryMails sell without selling.

In a world of High Pressure -“Buy NOW – The SALE Ends Tomorrow!” nonsense, stop for a moment and imagine the opposite.

StoryMails stands out like a lighthouse on a stormy coastal night. No pressure, ever. You’ll be doing something  your competition can’t do – you’ll be sending emails that people want to read.

• No One wants to read them
• Frequently end up in SPAM
• Often end up in Promotions Folder
• Low Open Rates
• Just like all your competition

Short enough to make the reader smile but never long enough to make them bored!

StoryMails are about anything that will put a smile on your client’s face.

BUT, no politics, no race and no religion.

Yes. I study your tone, your phrasing, your quirks. Then I write so much like you, your team starts wondering if they accidentally wrote it themselves after a few too many espressos.

I do both. I don’t just slap words onto a page — I help you figure out what to say, when to say it, and why it’ll make people throw their wallets at the screen. Think of me as your copywriter and your co-conspirator. One part writer, one part strategist, one part emotional support beverage.

You’re not just paying for words. You’re paying for the three near-breakdowns it took to make them sing.
And, therapy isn’t cheap. Also, I thought I should charge at least as much as my plumber. You’re basically getting a bargain.

People actually want to read them. They’re not flyers. They’re not fluff. They’re little slices of storytelling joy wrapped in curiosity and sprinkled with charm.
You know, ‘readable’. Like a Netflix show for your inbox.

Easy. I just delete everything for two hours, question my life choices, then accidentally write something brilliant while looking for snacks. Repeat daily.